the-red-hairing:

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

stopirwin:

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

shitshilarious:

folks on the internet


crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?


tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]


sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

fightongaga:

Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper.  I repeat, NO SALT

fightongaga:

Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper.

I repeat,
NO SALT


ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!


ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

vogue-hearts:

if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

f0o0od:

broccoli & cheese loaded twice baked potatoes 

f0o0od:

broccoli & cheese loaded twice baked potatoes