boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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"For you, I’d steal the stars."
- A Six Word Poem (on how you deserve galaxies)

chipsprites:

#It’s like she’s throwing it out into the ocean #Good riddance Psyduck

chipsprites:

 


elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]



I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao


billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

authorityalwayswins:

firaja:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.


THIS IS FROM FINAL FANTASY XIII LMFAO

LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

authorityalwayswins:

firaja:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

THIS IS FROM FINAL FANTASY XIII LMFAO

LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL


forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

me when i dont got this: i got this

how to kiss

kinkydonuts:


[step 1]
open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

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[step 3] move in for the kill

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time