clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

5secondsofpaigee:

"We’d buy a small dog" +


tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]


cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged


castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are


whorville:

To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!


queerfabulousmermaid:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Gordo keepin it real


demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

me: *sleepy all day*

mad-decent-taco:

So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.