tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great


sizvideos:

10 Jobs For Wombats - Video


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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devereuxxo:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

This is the best.


prawnathan:

scrp-bk:

frenchcox:

sixpenceee:

The following is a white blood cell chasing a bacterium. It eventually ends up swallowing it. The following white blood cell is specifically a neutrophil. They end up ingesting the microbe a process known as phagocytosis. 

VIDEO

I can’t help but think it’s even funnier with some music.

Yes. Yes it is.

I clicked on the video with music I thought to myself, “I will be very disappointed if it’s not that song.” I was not disappointed.


your fuckin horoscope

thefuuuucomics:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

super-who-locked-in:

guardianofscrewingup:

consultingmoosecaptain:

heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

True fact, when I saw Toy Story 3 the theater was packed with teens and young adults and not a child in sight.

Every one of them was bawling by the end of the movie.

The fuck thought it was a good idea to put every single emotionally traumatising childhood moment in the same gifset??!!!!


fuckyeah-nerdery:

thiswitchsblog:

I’m from Middle Earth. Apparently.

"WHY IS EVERYTHING A RECTANGLE"


blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…


biomechanicaltomato:

tsuki-no-yume:

notthedeeproads:

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

I SEE THAT FUCKIN TAG

Why do I keep thinking of several characters in TSW when I read this? 

THAT WAS ONE TIME.

biomechanicaltomato:

tsuki-no-yume:

notthedeeproads:

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

I SEE THAT FUCKIN TAG

Why do I keep thinking of several characters in TSW when I read this? 

THAT WAS ONE TIME.




lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you


hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me