tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it


Health and hygiene before modern times
EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

luke5stop:

luke5stop:

RANDOM GIVEAWAY !!!!

Okay so ive been wanting to do a giveaway for a while and here it is :

Rules;
  • mbf me
  • reblog, no likes (they wont count
  • but you can like to bookmark!
  • reblog loads of times because more chances
Prizes;

—-> 4 essie nail polishes (names in order: peak of chic, play date, for the twill of it, & sexy divide. An iPhone 4 with a purple otter box case and a charger. 3 Stila eyeshadow palette. A daisy Flower Crown and a believe eye mask. A brown leather polk a dot black with white background. A Nirvana t-shirt. A baby blue instax mini 8 Polaroid. And the Naked 2 eyeshadow palette.

How to get more ENTRIES;
  • follow my Instagram
  • follow my twitter
  • tag me in a post (#luke5stop) and tell me why you really want to win
  • write me a one shot with luke (i would love yoou forever)
  • make me an AU meme with luke (:
  • like all my Instagram photos

So just message me if you did those^^^ (worth 5 extra entries each xx) so i can add another entry. I will be using a randomizer website to pick the winner so it’s all up to luck xx

CHANGED THE CLOSING DATE TO —-> December 1st !! because it would be like an early christmas present xx

(wont change the date again x)



partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

doctorsilencewillfall:

twentyonee-pilots:

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

"why the fuck am i crying"
- literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional  (via hawthorwn)


shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party


the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny