I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
every time I see this it gets reblogged
i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are
To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off
”’I’m really not a cat person”’
but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS
THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.
IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!
Gordo keepin it real
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.