being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
folks on the internet
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper.
muji spice book
Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.
This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything
if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.